Spongebob Squarepants

So, do they have a clandestine relationship or not? Is it really true that Spongebob and best friend Patrick are gay partners?

Why am I asking such an obscure question? Well, I watched the movie on my laptop yesterday and there were hints of, erm...you know...queer things. Ahhh...I know! Closets...

Well, fyi, I'm neither homophobic nor perturbed by the idea. I'm just curious. So, does anyone know the truth?

Disclaimer: No offence to the queer-ries, yeah? *Peace*